Captain Black (Ret.)

I am a 22 year veteran of law enforcement and everywhere I go people are always asking me questions or asking for advice. I always gave the “politically correct” answers, but now that I am retired I can tell it like it REALLY is!

This is a place where you can ask a cop anything and know that you will get the answer that those in uniform simply cannot give you for fear of retribution from their departments. That is not a problem I have to worry about anymore!

  • What really goes on behind the locked doors at the Police Department?
  • Why did that cop do what he did?
  • Are there really quotas or not?
  • Can I beat a ticket I got?
  • What’s the craziest shit you’ve ever seen as a cop? (I get that one a lot)

Need some advice? Ask away, but be ready for an honest answer!

Submit your question and then check the “Answers and Advice” page to see what Captain Black has to say


  1. This is going to be a fun blog to follow
    I have never added to or followed a blog before…………….but this is going to be fun and interesting!

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  2. *Waving from Mesquite, Texas!*
    Thanks for your Service!
    I would love to interview you for The Lone-Star Spotlight and it could be the feature for May!
    You can see the other Spotlights already accomplished/published at
    Let me know if your interested. =o)
    God Bless,


  3. I’ve never followed a blog before but I’m the mom of a rookie officer in Richardson so I’m really looking forward to reading what you have to share. 😊


    1. Thank you very much Wendy for following my blog. We all know that Moms are the secret weapons behind all good Cops! My little brother is a Firefighter in Richardson. Have a great day!


  4. here is a funny story: My youngest was 7 at the time ( now 14). I came home and asked my wife if she would make some chocolate chip cookies. Of course she said yes and she will use the cookie dough we purchased from school fund raiser my oldest came home with 2 days earlier.Well when i got it out of fridge half had been ate already. I knew who ate it but i asked my youngest anyway. me” son did you eat the cookie dough?” Son ” i promise dad no i did not.” Me im going to ask one more time,” did you eat the cookie dough?” he then put his hands on my cheeks we got nose to nose and said i swear dad on all i can swear on i did not eat the cookie dough.” Now i know he did it so since i work for the City of Forney , here is what i said. me ” the if no one did it i guess i will take whats Left to work tomorrow and have our PD check for finger prints and find out who ate it.” My son threw his hands up in the air and said,” Ok I did it just please dont let the come get me!”Just thought i would share.


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